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Don’t invite Bill Gates to a party!

February 5, 2009

He might bring . . . mosquitoes?

According to the Associated Press, Bill Gates pulled out and opened a jar of mosquitoes while onstage at the Technology, Entertainment, Design conference. “Here, I brought some,” he said. “I’ll let them roam around. There’s no reason that only poor people should be infected.”


This is not like bringing along some wine for the hostess, or your kid brother who doesn’t have a social life, or even your schnauzapoodawawa in his cute little purse. He brought mosquitoes. And then he freed them.

Of course, it was all a stunt to promote a malaria vaccine that Gates has helped fund the creation of, and I actually think it is all pretty hilarious, but still. Who does that? Where to do you even get mosquitoes?

Don’t invite Bill Gates to parties. That is your public service announcement for today.

One Comment leave one →
  1. February 6, 2009 4:17 am

    This is the best thing I’ve read all day. Bill Gates fucking with rich people.

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